During our recent trip to Southwold, the Curse and I enjoyed browsing the local papers. The Southwold Organ is a local publication of the 'parish newsletter' variety, which is available around the pubs, shops and businesses of the town.
A report of a recent town council meeting started with crime statistics. PCSO Wallace reported that there had been three recorded crimes since the last town council meeting.
One was a case of criminal damage to a property, one was theft from a business premises.
The third was described as 'a case of burglary at Southwold Primary School, where cornflakes and ice-cream cones had been stolen then consumed in the grounds of the school.'
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